2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope, via ruinedchildhood)

grrl-squad:

i want to have a child so i can be there the first time they hear bohemian rhapsody 

(via deliverism)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via deliverism)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via ruinedchildhood)